me: accidentally closes book without saving page number
me: PTERODACTYL SCREECH
facebook: you haven't posted for 4 months? good we didn't like you anyways.
tumblr: you haven't posted for an hour? are you dead? hello? where are you?
Mum: Can I borrow your laptop?
Me: *Deletes History*
Me: *Logs out of tumblr*
Me: *Double checks deleted history*
Me: *Close Chrome*
Me: *Open Internet Explorer*